Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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