So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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