Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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