U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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