Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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