Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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