: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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