3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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