If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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