You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Sponge bath it is.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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