I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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