you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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