Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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