I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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