drunk tastebuds have low standards.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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