if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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