I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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