Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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