I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
this is an emotional support booty call
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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