Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Is it because I queefed?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize