he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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