Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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