Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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