I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
