I hate your face
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
