I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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