The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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