Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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