K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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