..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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