It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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