Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
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