I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Randomize
