I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Randomize
