marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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