i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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