Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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