How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
