Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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