if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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