If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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