Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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