You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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