Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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