party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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