Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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