The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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