Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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