So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm sobbing to NWA
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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