I must be too annoying 4 u.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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