how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
