Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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