Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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